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Fri Feb 20, 2009, 10:15 AM
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people

1.) Your name?
William


A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A ';Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.
"My god...he was the man of my dreams...such a William... "



The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care.
"My William makes me so happy!"


a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true William"

{{"Er...Wow..." }}

2.) Your age?
19


A secret code to tell a friend if a girl is really hot. 19 means-really really hard.
Steve: "Holy shit, look at that 19!"
Lord:"Damn shes fine."

{{Riiight...}}

3.) One of your friends?
Justin


a ridiculously huge cock
"he's hung like justin"
{Wow...}


4.) What should you be doing?
Practicing

Target Practice

Rubbing one out in the shower and at climax aiming at a specific spot (a target) (Practice makes perfect!)
"It pays to take target practice."
{{"Oh my god..."


5.) Favorite color?
Black


the color this text appears in
"this text appears in black"
{BWAHA!!"}



6.) Birthplace?
Kentucky


A place where the word holler rightfully exists; a place of wonder; a place where children can dig their fingers in the dirt, use their imagination, and dream; a place where parents want more for their children and do everything possible for their wishes to come true; a place where most people in the united states like to underestimate and pretend that the only thing that exists there is 'inbreds'; a place that a teenage girl tries her whole life to leave and when she settles elsewhere, she can't wait to see the mountains again;a place that also uses the word hick, but in a slightly different way everyone else does; a slightly poor place; a place where,yes, horse racing exists and people are actually in touch with nature; home cooked meals are to die for!; a great place to think or write a book; AND its fun to use words without a 'g' in the end!
"stereotypes should not even exist in this day and age"

{"I like this..."}



7.) Month of your birth?
March


All people born in March are true inspirations, have imaginations that run wild and are go-getters. The month in which all of the true gangsters were born!
"Damn, she was born in March?! She's a true O.G."

{{"I are gangster...?"}}




8.) Last person you talked to?
Rachael



A very nice name that can be defined as a stunning girl. Mostly rachael is spelled with no "A" but this is a different type. If a name does not have an "A" then it is Jewish but if it does the name is not Jewish
"Rachael went to church today! "

{"Rachael is the most beautiful girl I've ever met." <3}



9.) One of your nicknames?
Killer

A name given to someone who suddenly becomes over agressive and violent.
"Woa slow down killer!"

{Flips knives about.}

I tag: XxThe Coolest LoserxX, devondoomsday, and iamtehninjawaffle

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  • Current Residence: Kentucky
  • Interests: Hanging with friends and music
  • Favourite movie: Don't really have one
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  • Favourite genre of music: Heavy Metal
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:iconxxthecoolestloserxx:
Dork.

--
"I'm Gonna Go Kill Myself Now..."-Me
"You Do And I'll Kick Your Ass..."-Zack
"How...?"-Me

"I Am Far Too Pimpish..."-Zack
"And I'm A Forest Nymph..."-Me

Icon by ~devonxxdoomsday
:iconxxthecoolestloserxx:
Iono

--
"I'm Gonna Go Kill Myself Now..."-Me
"You Do And I'll Kick Your Ass..."-Zack
"How...?"-Me

"I Am Far Too Pimpish..."-Zack
"And I'm A Forest Nymph..."-Me

Icon by ~devonxxdoomsday
:iconkillerbassist89:
Okay then.
-Dances around-
:iconiamtehninjawaffle223:
I ARE DA SEX

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